If you were to glance at the papers strewn on the subway a couple days ago, you’d have seen The Boston Herald shriek:
SHEER EVIL: Cops hunt monster who killed Hub beauty
Although this isn’t shocking news to anyone familiar with the publication, the Boston Herald really sucks. I can’t believe people work for it without killing themselves of shame. Should evolution come to a grinding halt, things like the Herald will bear most of the blame. Its very existence is a crime against nature: think of all the trees that give up their lives in order for this tabloid to print its dullwitted nonsense every morning.
What sort of person comes up with the bright idea to create such a rag?
Some Guy: “We should start a newspaper.”
Other Guy: “Like, totally, dude.”
Some Guy: “Let’s make it the worst newspaper evar. Let’s make the New York Post look like a scholarly journal in comparison. Heck, let’s make The Sun in the UK gag at our absolute ineptitude.”
Other Guy: “Yeah, totally!”
No wonder they’re facing shock after shock in plummeting circulation. I can’t wait till the alt weeklies and The Metro etc. kill this belier of human sentience. That’s what you get for treating your readers like easily-sensationalized idiots.
Here’s the cover, by the way:
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