From The Onion.
“That’s what I’m talking about!” Campos added with a fist pump after seeing Proctor and Gamble Co.’s value jump a half point. “P&G’s got the fire. How about the rest of you, huh? Where’s the energy? You all have to be hitting on all cylinders, not just one or two of you.”
“Do not get down, do not get down,” he added. “Plenty of time left. Plenty of time.”
Despite Campos’ insistence that the Dow just needs to get past the closing bell and regain some much-needed confidence, Solomon Smith Barney financial analyst Troy McGrory said a late-afternoon rally was unlikely. [...]
But Campos, a recent graduate of McMaster University’s Degroote School of Business, said he doesn’t want to hear excuses.
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