Hot Tip: Don’t Marry Marilyn Manson

Reason number 2,563,478 to not marry a weird alt metal star: “She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can’t even get him on the phone.”

Look, regardless of how sassy and rambunctious you are—even if you’re burlesque bombshell Dita von Teese (nÃ©e Heather RenÃ©e Sweet)…

…Marilyn Manson (Brian Warner) just isn’t the guy you bring home to meet your mother.

Well, in celebration of Dita’s reestablishment as explosively eligible bachelorette, and the announcement of Marilyn’s new album—‘Eat Me, Drink Me’, which will be followed by a world tour—here are mp3s of three songs from his oeuvre:

Wormboy

I know I’m slipping, I know I’m slipping,
I know I’m slipping away!
Oh no, it is everything they said it was,
Oh no, I am everything they said I was!
Irresponsible Hate Anthem

Hey victim, should I black your eyes again?
Hey victim—you were the one who put the stick in my hand!
I am the ism, my hate’s a prism
Let’s just kill everyone and let your god sort them out!
Personal Jesus (Depeche Mode cover)

Feeling unknown and you’re all alone,
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer! [...]
I will deliver—you know I’m a forgiver!

Marilyn Manson for President!
The Love Song (2000) [Audio clip: view full post...

Tara

You need to be a journalist! That is all!
http://firasd.org Firas

Heh, I'm afraid gossip-mongering is a fairly saturated market, and I can't snark like the rapier wits at eg. gawker.com. Plus it's hardly the business to get in to make your mama proud
Manson is a god

u r all narrow minded ppl cuz the only 1 who is this world should be proud of him is Manson .
http://firasd.org Firas

Yes: I am narrow-minded about Marilyn Manson. That is why I wrote about him and mentioned his upcoming album, then selected and uploaded songs from his past releases, quoting their lyrics in my post, and then later said that gossip journalism is not an activity I imagine myself proud to make a living by.

You, Sir, bowl me over with your reading comprehension skills! They're rivaled only by your exceptional expressive talent, all in service of your indispensable critical eye.
ashley

i think that every1 should quit fucking with manson, he already has depression and raggin on him like this is just gonna make it worse, and some people love his music( like me) and it helps them with their depression. if people like u keep tryin to ruin our kind of music there are goin to be alot more suicides!, LEAVE US ALONE!
http://firasd.org Firas

Jesus Christ, can you people not read?
kiss me kill me

im with ashley manosn is a good guy alot of us love his music you can try to stop that we dont try to take away the music you listen to just because we dont like it or the person
http://www.autoquoter.com Miles

Well many people enjoy his music and doesn’t always need to like the person.

Miles
Strawberry

U know what Marilyn manson id a GR8 guy and all the bullshit about him, i find racist. SO if u don't like him y u listen 2 his stuff? I luv his style there's not wrong with a little respect! SO LEAVE MARILYN MANSON ALONE!!!!!
Strawberry

FYI people r crazy cause they say bullshit about Manson 4 no flippin reason! if u haven't met him yet quit ur yappin!! u with me? Manson is a hot a$$!! And i luv what he does cause its what he does k? That Metal type of thing turns some of us ON!! So cut the crap out and Leave Manson and his peeps ALONE!!!
http://firasd.org Firas

You're fucking retarded.
Yes

Yes, Firas , I agree with you…..You are fucking retarded….

Firas Durri