Archive for November, 2007

Dane Cook: “15 Cents”

Yes, Dane Cook is unsophisticated and so on, but I still found this skit hilarious: youtube link. It’s Dane’s take on ads where an old guy in a button-up shirt asks you to donate to needy kids.

He’s too nice. He’s too sweet. And we’re Americans, and we need our fucking asses kicked once in a [...]

Courtney Love Rocks

This is why God invented the guitar…
Jennifer’s Body [mp3]

Bitter you, bitter me,
My better half has bitten me!
He said, “I’m your lover, I’m your friend”
I’m pure and he hit me again!

Plump [mp3]

Shakes his damn rattle,
Spittle on his bib
And I don’t do the dishes,
I throw them in the crib

Celebrity Skin [mp3]

Oh, make me over
I’m all I wanna [...]

Marilyn Manson for President!

The Love Song (2000) mp3

Do you love your guns? (Yeah!)
God? (Yeah!)
Government? (Fuck yeah!)

Rock ‘n’ Roll Nigger (Patti Smith cover) (1995) mp3

Baby was a black sheep,
Baby was a whore
Baby got a gun,
Got her finger on the trigger
Baby, baby, baby
Was a rock ‘n’ roll nigger!
Outside of society,
Waiting for me
Outside of society,
Where I wanna be!

I Don’t Like The [...]