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Dane Cook: “15 Cents”

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Yes, Dane Cook is unsophisticated and so on, but I still found this skit hilarious: youtube link. It’s Dane’s take on ads where an old guy in a button-up shirt asks you to donate to needy kids.

He’s too nice. He’s too sweet. And we’re Americans, and we need our fucking asses kicked once in a while. If you’re too nice and too sweet, that’s not gonna work.

They need to have a fucking dude in a leather jacket, few days of growth, just step in the frame:

“What the fuck are you gonna do to help these fucking kids? They’re playing in a fucking puddle of mud. And you’re just gonna sit there? Fifteen fucking cents. It’s fifteen fucking cents! Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?! These kids need some help, NOW!”

“You fucking selfish, narcissistic, egotistical son of a—fifteen fucking cents. Fifteen! Think about that for a second. You got a fucking coin jar from 1985 that you will never send to Coinstar. Fifteen fucking cents, you idiot. Call three friends, get a nickel each and fucking help this kid out.”
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They need to like, CGI those kids into other shows that you’re trying to watch. Yeah, while you’re watching like a Will and Grace, that little kid Magoogoo needs to just walk in the frame with a sign that says, ‘Remember Me?’

Then leather jacket guy comes out—”What the fuck are you doing?! You’ve already seen this Will and Grace like nineteen fucking times. Will and fucking Grace. She’s sassy, he’s gay—we know!


Courtney Love Rocks

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Courtney Love

Jennifer’s Body [mp3]

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Bitter you, bitter me,
My better half has bitten me!

He said, “I’m your lover, I’m your friend”
I’m purity; hit me again!

Plump [mp3]

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Shakes his damn rattle,
Spittle on his bib
And I don’t do the dishes,
I throw them in the crib

Celebrity Skin [mp3]

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Oh, make me over
I’m all I wanna be:
A walking study,
In demonology!

Asking for It [mp3]

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I will tear the petals off of you,
Rose red, I will make you tell the truth…
While I’ll rock it to the end,
Do you think you can make me do it again?

If you live through this with me,
I swear that I will die for you
And if you live through this with me,
I swear that I will die for you..

Previously:


Marilyn Manson for President!

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Marilyn Manson

The Love Song (2000)

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Do you love your guns? (Yeah!)
God? (Yeah!)
Government? (Fuck yeah!)

Rock ‘n’ Roll Nigger (Patti Smith cover) (1995) mp3

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Baby was a black sheep,
Baby was a whore
Baby got a gun,
Got her finger on the trigger
Baby, baby, baby
Was a rock ‘n’ roll nigger!

Outside of society,
Where you find me
Outside of society,
Where I wanna be!

I Don’t Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) (1998)

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God is white and unforgiving,
We’re piss-tested and we’re praying!
We’re rehabbed and we’re ready
For our 15 minutes of shame…

You and I are underdosed
And we’re ready to fall,
Raised to be stupid,
Taught to be nothing at all!



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