Published November 30th, 2007
in Snippets.
Yes, Dane Cook is unsophisticated and so on, but I still found this skit hilarious: youtube link. It’s Dane’s take on ads where an old guy in a button-up shirt asks you to donate to needy kids.
He’s too nice. He’s too sweet. And we’re Americans, and we need our fucking asses kicked once in a [...]
Published November 19th, 2007
in Snippets.
This is why God invented the guitar…
Jennifer’s Body [mp3]
Bitter you, bitter me,
My better half has bitten me!
He said, “I’m your lover, I’m your friend”
I’m pure and he hit me again!
Plump [mp3]
Shakes his damn rattle,
Spittle on his bib
And I don’t do the dishes,
I throw them in the crib
Celebrity Skin [mp3]
Oh, make me over
I’m all I wanna [...]
Published November 17th, 2007
in Snippets.
The Love Song (2000) mp3
Do you love your guns? (Yeah!)
God? (Yeah!)
Government? (Fuck yeah!)
Rock ‘n’ Roll Nigger (Patti Smith cover) (1995) mp3
Baby was a black sheep,
Baby was a whore
Baby got a gun,
Got her finger on the trigger
Baby, baby, baby
Was a rock ‘n’ roll nigger!
Outside of society,
Waiting for me
Outside of society,
Where I wanna be!
I Don’t Like The [...]