Clinton Writes Fan Letter To Joan Jett:
“Dear Joan Jett, I think your awesome. You are a awesome rock star. You are my favorite rock star,” the fan letter read in part. “I have all your albums.”
According to White House press secretary Joe Lockhart, Clinton was “in high spirits” following the mailing of the letter, retiring to the Oval Office to listen to Jett’s 1981 album Bad Reputation “really loud” on headphones and playing air guitar along with the music in front of a full-length mirror.
“Joan Jett totally rocks,” Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND) said. “Perhaps some of my esteemed colleagues are threatened by a woman with a guitar, but I, for one, am not.”
“Hello, Dad! Hello, Mom! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!” a visibly enthused Clinton lip-synched at a White House press conference, pumping his fist wildly and instructing aides to “turn it up.” “Hello, world, I’m your wild girl! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! Cherry bomb! Cherry bomb!”
The president, smiling broadly, then jumped up and down and clapped as the song concluded with the sound of a loud explosion.
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