Dear Canadian Rappers

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Interested in gettin’ the crowd wild at future concerts? If so, here are some phrases you might want to bust out:

1. “Where my Saskatoon bitches at?”

3. “Let’s pour out some Labatt for our lost homies…”

4. “Wave your mittens in the air, wave ‘em like you just don’t care!”

5. “Growin’ up in the Ottawa projects certainly wasn’t easy…”

6. “How many of you are Degrassi High right now?”

7. “8 Miles?! Shit should be called 12.872 Kilometers.”‘

8. “Who watched Frozen Cribs last night?”

9. “Make some noise if you’ve got rims on your snowmobile!”

10. “Guns don’t kill people. At least not in this country.”

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