Tweets From the Roman Senate During Cicero’s First Oration Against Catiline, by Daniel O’Keefe.
- “One doesn’t want to sound snarky, but it’s nice not to see Sulla up there.”
- “‘O tempora, O mores’? O give it a rest.”
- “Somehow the best seats are reserved for patricians.”
- “Pompeius Magnus is here!”
- “I can’t believe Catiline actually showed up for this.”
- “Cicero’s definitely planning a bid for praetor.”
- “I’m sitting behind Cato the Younger.”
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