Firas Durri

Pretty entertaining.

• No. 5: Beanie Sigel calls Gillie da Kid: youtube link.

  • Gillie da Kid: You think you could stop us? You the head of your clique, wassup!
  • Beanie Sigel: Yo—What?
  • Gillie da Kid: Yeah you heard me, what you mean ‘what’, champ—I mean chump.
  • Beanie Sigel: Weak, man. Y’all can’t be serious.
  • Gillie da Kid: You know you ain’t never, never could touch me boy. Anytime I’m around you ain’t no gorilla killa no more. Don’t come at us. I know you. You was nobody before this rap game, nobody. I’m a grown man, I’m not no kid. You running with kids like Mike Bivins!
  • Beanie Sigel: Somebody sounds like they very, very mad.

• No. 4: Daz, Kurupt, et al. (Death Row) call Eazy-E (Ruthless Records): youtube link.

  • Eazy-E: Talk like you got some sense. Don’t get on the phone tripping. Now speak.
  • Kurupt: We ain’t even on that level man. This whole conversation is silly, there’s too many problems on the street to be all on the radio talkin all gangsta.
  • Daz: When you can sell a million records you come talk to me. I just sold more records than you done ever sold!
  • Eazy-E: You talking to the wrong fool. Did you get paid for it? I bet you ain’t seen a million dollars!
  • Michel’le: How old are you, Eazy? Thirty years old.
  • Eazy-E: Don’t matter how old I am!! Y’all jumped into something that didn’t have nothing to do with y’all. Whatever that’s going on has something to do with me, Dre, and whoever else.

• No. 3: Puff Daddy (Bad Boy) calls Jadakiss, Styles P & Sheek Louch (D-Block): youtube link.

  • Jadakiss: He’s so much of a gangsta with the paperwork, he’ll tell you one thing and then he’ll tell his lawyer or people that represents him something else.
    Styles P: We been quiet and all that. We on our seventh or eighth lawyer for this.
    Jadakiss: No security guard could stop a refrigerator off a skyscraper, stainless steel with the double-door joints.
  • Diddy: All that throwing the refrigerator and you gonna kill, y’all ain’t killing nobody man. We businessmen. I ain’t your enemy. You need to bang like that on cats that’s coming at you.
  • Jadakiss: Just yesterday we got a note from your office saying you had no idea of none of this. So don’t get on the radio and act like a tough guy or none of that.
  • Diddy: You know where my office is at, there’s a big sign on it.
  • Jadakiss: The whole National Guard is downstairs, too! Cut it out.
  • Diddy: We gonna argue in front of New York, that’s the way you want to handle it? I know that I can sleep good at night cause I ain’t never did nothing to y’all.
  • Styles P: Dog, you had a whole bunch of artists whose careers never went right with you.
  • Diddy: I’m not one to insult you, but where did your career go after you left Bad Boy? I’m not a girl, I’m not into talking about this, that, and all that. Yo Angie you could talk to them, or they can come talk to me.
  • Styles P: Look at your list! 112 not happy with you, gone. Faith not happy with you, gone. We not happy with you, gone. Mase not happy with you, gone.
    Jadakiss: BIG dead!
    Styles P: BIG dead! Shyne in jail!
  • Angie Martinez: Alright he hung up, he’s gone.

• No. 2: Jim Jones and Camron (Dipset) call Mase: youtube part 1, part 2.

  • Jim Jones: That you line on the line Betha! Is that you Betha!!
  • Mase: Yeah, it’s me on the line.
  • Jim Jones: You already know why you left Harlem. You ran up out of there, Betha. Where’s your congregation at? Did you backslide? I don’t care what you say on the radio, but this is me, I know you. Don’t play with me brother, ain’t nothing changed.
  • Mase: I know you too, Sir. God forgive Jimmy.
  • Jim Jones: He need to be nervous to be in Harlem still, cause I’m here. I hope he got some of them boys with badges or something cause I will do it to you, duke. I don’t like you. You should’ve not came here and opened your mouth about Cam. You should’ve just kept to your music and preaching.
  • Mase: Jimmy… Wow. Jimmy. I forgive you Sir.
  • Jim Jones: You smiling? Ain’t nothing funny man. I’ll put some dentures in your mouth boy. They know me here now. You’ve been gone a long time. It’s Dipset for real, Byrd gang, swerve on you. Go back down South to your congregation and preach, go give your wife a kiss, go get some kids, cause this is the wolf territory.

• No. 1: Camron calls 50 Cent: link.

  • Camron: You talking about Koch is a graveyard, you just let your man come over here.
  • 50 Cent: Don’t act like the general public doesn’t know that this is where the artists go after the majors won’t invest in them any more.
  • Camron: Jim is at 300k and he’s on an independent
  • 50 Cent: That’s great for Jimmy. You know what Cam, if you want to do something…
  • Camron: Lloyd Banks is at 300k. Jim Jones is at 300k. Jim Jones is an on an independent. Lloyd Banks is on your label!
  • 50 Cent: But Lloyd Banks has more money than Jim Jones, when you want to talk on that level. See, you getting ready to turn it into something else.
  • Camron: What is you talking about, homie? What is you talking about?! Didn’t you let Prodigy come over here? How much did Mobb Deep sell, How much Mobb Deep sold this year… Curtis. Curtis, yo Curtis. How much did Mobb Deep sell this year?
  • 50 Cent: You getting ready to cause a whole different situation. Watch this.
    Angie Martinez Let’s not, let’s not make this a different situation.
  • Camron: Alright Curtis. Alright Curtis. Curtis, how much did the Mobb sell this year?
  • 50 Cent: He thinks that it’s good to go into competition. I’m not gonna stop competing.
  • Camron: CURTIS, CURTIS, CURTIS, how much did the Mobb sell Curtis? No, I want to hear numbers! I want to hear numbers, nigga! I want to hear numbers nigga! How much did fucking Mobb Deep sell?! How much the Mobb, and how much Lloyd Banks sold, we on an independent doing the same numbers you doing…
  • Angie Martinez: Whoa, alright, we gotta shut him off. Cam, I’m sorry baby.

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