Five ridiculous things I heard in hip hop this week.

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Royce da 5’9″, 40/40 (2010):

My mama got fangs, my daddy got duck’s feet:
I was genetically predisposed to fuck freaks!

Notorious B.I.G., Gimme the Loot (1994):

I’ve been robbing motherfuckers since the slave ships!
Goodness gracious the papers, where the cash at, where the stash at?

Camron, Shake (2004):

I sit in Bahamas, with Alyssa Milano
Got the Crist and the ganja, and its getting her calmer
Calm her, now she crying she missing her mama
Just a stepping stone for me, now I’m hitting Madonna
And she twisting the fauna as we sit in the sauna
Guess it’s just my persona, got her kissing the conda’
And I got some girls, about five or six, and a five and six, about five or six

J.Cole, A Star is Born (2009):

The flow cold as the shoulders of gold digging hoes when a broke nigga approaches
Told ya I’m focused man, I’ll let you motherfuckers soak it in.

Prodigy, Keep it Thoro (2000):

I gave birth to your whole style and feel
How do it feel, to hold my dick in public?
Rhymes cocky, crazy ill, mad rowdy
I throw a TV at you crazy, bitches say, “P, you crazy!”
You just a groupie, oh you gangsta? Then shoot me,
Who gives a fuck really?

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