- L:
Can I just say right now that Fundraiser Cougars are Scary Cougars - Firas:
HOW DARE YOU CALL WOMEN ANIMALS - L:
I got hit on like three times tonight
one girl said, “I’ll be whoever you want me to be tonight” - Firas:
fundraisers are hella connected
sleep with her and leave your business card - L:
wrong, Firas. - Firas:
wrong? so are they fundraisers or not? - L:
they are, but I don’t pimp my ass out, yo - Firas
is a man of easy virtue
situational ethics rather - Firas:
you should be like, anything? can i slap you hard in the middle of things? - L:
“in the middle of things?” how would you know when that was?
“um, excuse me ma’am – I seem to be approaching the midpoint of my pre-orgasmic state, mind if I slap your fine ass right about now” - Firas:
i meant her face - L:
you’re doing it wrong, Firas
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