I love this! The fake Ghostface, veteran writer of hilarious skewering reviews (e.g. Watch the Throne, Cole World) turns his attention to Drake’s new album: The Take Care Review. He introduces the artist:
the muthafucka most likely to have a gateway to Narnia in his closet aka The Michael Buble of Rap or that nigga witta beatin vagina for a heart that you be hearin on the radio sandwiched between Katy Perry n Lady Gaga joints all day aka Justin Biebers beard n the only nigga on earth capable of turnin sandpaper into moist towelettes wit the touch of his hands…
The writing is beautiful (and, as someone who disdains Drake myself, a pure shot of spiteful pleasure.) Check the juxtaposition of Take Care lyrics with actual pictures of Drake:
“Im a descendant of either Marley or Hendrix”
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