Firas Durri

The Daily Show on ‘Sex and the City’:

Jon: It’s quite a phenomenon. How was it?

Samantha Bee:
Honestly Jon, I don’t know where to start. I mean, I know everyone’s excited about the movie and from the previews I expected it to be some sort of drama about four middle-aged alcoholics who spend their time wearing crazy clothes and walking places in a line.

And I guess on that front it delivered.

But, I had no idea there’d be such a Samuel Beckett vibe to the whole thing. I mean, they talk about men for over two hours but then in the end they decide they’re happier just having ladyfriends and lots of money and alchohol. So depressing! Sort of like a No Exit with feathered hats.

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Jon: I feel stupid. We sent there cause I thought the subject matter was appealing to your age group and demographic and stuff.

Samantha: Oh, me? Oh no. You’re confusing me with my husband Jason. He is such a Charlotte. I think I actually have a clip.

John Oliver: Sorry I’m late. I was having sexual intercourse with a woman and I completely lost track of time.
Jason Jones: Insert small-genitalia pun.
Larry Wilmore: Oh I am so promiscuous and sad. You know what I love? Neckties.
John Oliver: This was a six-hundred dollar necktie.
Aasif Mandvi: Ooh, I just had a necktie-gasm
Jason Jones: To herpes!
All: To herpes!

Samantha: I fucking hate his friends.